Grow out your moustache once more Watson, TAKE YOUR REVENGE upon this fork-tongued knave who has robbed you of your birthright as a Watson! You have already earned that manly flourish of follicles, now CULTIVATE it and watch Holmes sneer in purest envy as you take back what should be yours!
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I may be a little bit of a Tory when it comes to the choice between Watson clean-shaven and the TRUE Watson (moustachioed); the only excuse I will accept for a Doctor Watson absent the magnificent mouse-catcher (in the English style of course!) which should be decorating their upper lip as a badge of office is that the Watson in question is FEMALE! (I'm a Tory, not a complete reactionary!).
Please accept my compliments (and one suspects that I should advance apologies for my outburst of temporary insanity; in my defence a Watson MUST wear a moustache or see every other incarnation laugh at him in the great Doctor's Office in the Sky - from Nigel Bruce to Jude Law they will heckle, although admittedly 'being asked to lose the moustache by the future Mrs Watson' is a pretty fair defence).